9 Things Baby Zuckerberg Should Know About Her Famous Parents

3. Your mom is the first in her family to graduate college and your dad is a college dropout.

教育是“an incredibly personal issue" for your mother. Growing up disadvantaged in Braintree, Mass., the daughter of Chinese-Vietnamese immigrant parents who fled their native country in refugee boats, your mom viewed school as a means of bettering herself. At 13, she was already dead-set on getting into Harvard. After graduating from high school at the top of her class, she did just that. In 2007, she graduated from the Ivy League university with an undergrad degree in biology. Then she sailed right on through to medical school. No pressure, kid.

Your dad, on the other hand, followed in the footsteps of Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates and ditched Harvard. He dropped out in 2005, after his sophomore year. He had bigger fish to fry, namely Facebook, this addictive, snoopy online place where everyone talks about themselves and everyone they know or sort of know. Wasting no time after announcing his indefinite departure, your affluent White Plains, New York, native father returned to campus to recruit students with "raw intelligence" to work for his fast-rising social network.

For the record, your mom was none too impressed with your programming prodigy dad's lackadaisical attitude toward education. (Heskippedquite a few classes in his day.) "On our first date, he told me that he'd rather go on a date with me than finish his take-home midterm," she said in arare TV interview. "The type-A first child in me was appalled." Clearly notthatappalled.

4. Your mom and dad met while waiting in line for the bathroom at a frat party.

Yes, they partied. Truth is, all parents did at one time or another, even geeky ones. (See this nerdtasticphotographic evidence.) Yours just happened to catch each other's eyes while waiting outside the loo at your dad's rowdy Jewish fraternity, Alpha Epsilon Pi. Yeah, they waited to pee together on a turnt-up Friday night. So romantic, we know.

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“他是这书呆子的家伙was just a little bit out there," your momrecalledabout your dad, aka "Slayer" to his former frat bros. We don't get it either. "I remember he had these beer glasses that said "pound include beer dot H.' It's a tag for C++. It's like college humor but with a nerdy, computer-science appeal." Aw, nerd love. So cold and fuzzy.

5. There's a famous movie about your dad and it makes him seem like a jerk.

It's calledThe Social Networkand, sorry grasshopper, your dad probably never wants you to see it. The Academy Award-winning film chronicles the birth of Facebook. Specifically the nasty, friendship-gutting legal feuds over its shady inception and ownership that went down after your dad's social juggernaut blew up beyond anyone's wildest dreams.

Your dad appeared to be a good sport about the movie at first, reportedly treating all of his staffers to a theater showing of it, followed by a round of ironically apropos appletinis. He reportedly left the theater in a huff, though, and later said the only thing the filmmakers got right was his fashion sense...or lack thereof.

There's really no nice way to put this, but the movie blatantly makes your dad out to be a socially inept, Machiavellian meanie. "...basically the framing is that the whole reason for making Facebook is because I wanted to get girls, or wanted to get into clubs," he said. "They [the film's creators] just can't wrap their head around the idea that someone might build something because they like building things." If you're itching to know what really did or didn't go down, GoogleEduardo Saverinand theWinklevoss twins. Or ask your dad.

6. If it's up to your mom, you'll probably stay out of the public eye.

The center of attention might be your mom's least favorite place to be. While your dad trots the globe championing Facebook and daydreams about capturing yourfirst steps in virtual reality, his other half carefully guards her privacy. For the most part, she evades the media, save for the paparazzi and when it benefits your daddy's business and philanthropic interests.

Ever the supportive wife, she does, however, haveher own Facebook page, where she sparingly posts the requisite pics of herself with friends, your dad, and, of course, Beast. She rations out status updates sparingly, using them to ask safe questions about how to better care for the pup and, get your Passport ready, to poll her friends about the best places to pitstop when traveling to new corners of the world.

Your mom also occasionally posts about causes near and dear to her heart, like the students in the low-income San Francisco Bay area and Newark, N.J., schools she and your dad poured hundreds of millions of dollars into, as well as anon-profit private schoolthey're opening next Fall.

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7. You were born into one of the richest families on the planet.

Ka-ching, baby. With a net worth of about $45 billion, your dad is one of the wealthiest people on the planet. On the day he announced your birth to the world, he also announced his and your mother'splanto give 99 percent of their Facebook shares to charitable causes during their lives.

Unlike plenty ofotherinsanely rich tycoons, your parents haven't gone overboard and purchased a private island, a yacht or any fancy cars. Last weheard, your dad drives a black VW Golf GTI, not a FerrariFXX K. Your mom seems equally frugal, famously refusing to buy a$600 pair of shoesshe can easily afford.

While a private island isn't on your parental units' shopping list yet, a 750-acre swath of secluded land on the North Shore of Kauai was. Aloha, peace and quiet on the stunning white sands of Hawaii. Between that and your parents $7 million Palo Alto mansion -- and the four neighboring houses around it that they bought -- you're one lucky kid.

8. Your mom is cool with all those boring hoodies and T-shirts your dad always wears. Seriously.

That is unless they're going somewhere formal, shesays. Otherwise, your mom's generally pro-hoodie. "He wears a fresh hoodie every day, so that pretty much meets my lowest barrier for him," she told NBC about your leisurewear-loving pop. "I'm happy with whatever he wants to wear, as long as it's appropriate for where we're going. So he can't wear it to weddings and he can't wear it to baby showers, but he can do whatever else he wants." Cross your fingers she's just as chill when it comes to your threads, too.

Like the late Steve Jobs, your dad digs wearing the same dowdy duds every day. In his case, that would be his trademark chest-hugging gray T-shirt, a black hoodie and jeans. He says his underwhelming attire is a function of keeping it simple to save time. "I really want to clear my life so that I have to make as few decisions as possible about anything except how to best serve this community," he said when asked about his drab wardrobe choices during a recentFacebook Q&A.

9. You're dad doesn't eat animals. Not unless he kills them himself.

Yeah, we don't want to think about it either, kid. Your dad gave up meat in 2011, which he, of course,announcedon Facebook as part of a personal challenge. "The reason for this is that I feel lucky for having such a great life," he said. "In order to practice thankfulness, I want to be more connected to the food I eat and the animals that give up their lives so I can eat them."

Yep, unhand that meaty McNugget, Zuckerbaby. Pick up a bow and sharpen your arrow instead. Your dad is a vegetarian -- well, mostly -- and that could mean you will be, too.